What happens when three actors and their long-suffering stage manager attempt to perform everything Shakespeare ever wrote in less than two hours? Mayhem, hijinks, and a heap of hilarity with Points North Theatre Company's production of "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) [revised]". If you still have nightmares of the Bard of Avon being shoved down your throat in high school English class, this is the cure. This comedy tackles Shakespeare's comedies, dramas, "problem plays" and sonnets in sidesplitting settings such as the Titus Andronicus Cooking Show and Hamlet Backwards. Points North Theatre — formerly UpStage Theatre in Houston Heights — is dedicated to bringing quality theatre and theatrical education to The Woodlands area and surrounding communities.